Infoblast: "Have you ever wanted a new body? Tired of being tired? Tired of flabby muscles? Lacking sex-appeal? Do you need better eyes, or ears? Well, come on down to Body-Cleaners! We can re-build you, better than you have ever been before. We’ll tone you up, repair or replace parts, improve you using our patented templates of human-perfection! When “you” walk in, “you” will never step back out! Instead, a new, improved, super-“you” will step out of the door, ready to tackle the world in any way that you choose!" “Wow, would you listen to that!?” I exclaimed to my wife. "Yeah, it’s a bunch of crap. What is the point? It’s just a scam," she responded. "No, I don’t think so. I think it is amazing! Think about it. Really. A new body. No more pain, no more suffering, a fresh start! Who wouldn’t want that?" I said, bursting with enthusiasm. "I wouldn’t. Not without the effort on my own," she said. "Who asked you anyway?" I snarled. "Well, you did," she said. "Oh, shut up would you?" I snapped. She doesn't get it! I work so hard, but I'm falling apart. Falling apart from the stress, from the laziness. If I could have a fresh start, then I would do things right after that! Imagine, walking out of that clinic, the stares I would get at my new, amazing appearance! The shocked expressions of those at work who always look down at me in my current form would be tripping over their own tongues! Imagine it! This is a work in progress, so don't expect much.